SCRAP OFFICE OF THE FIRST LADY!

The presidential committee on the review of outstanding issues headed by former Chief Justice of Nigeria Alfa Belgore has recommended that the office of the first lady should be scrapped. The committee reasoned that since the office was not recognized by the Nigerian constitution, why should it exist?
The office of the first lady though not recognised by law, has always been a platform for the incumbent first lady to display her sense of style and jewellery to an impoverished citizenry. It also functions as a means for whoever is occupying the position to reap financial benefits from political jobbers seeking favour from the president.
Another excellent reason for scrapping the office will be to save Nigerians from Patience and her verbal gunshots!!!