Sunday 20 May 2012

THE THIN LINE BETWEEN CLASSY AND TRASHY

Ladies, have you ever wondered how amazingly stylish and put together your favourite celeb always looks while you just never get it right. The trick to having style even when ur not born with it is knowing where and when to draw the line. Here are some style commandments to follow to live stylishly ever after.

Ladies repeat  these commandments after me -
-Thou shall not wear low rise jeans with your thong hanging out, no matter how pretty you think they are.
-Thou shall not wear a weave with the weft and threads out in full view.
- Thou shall beware of the dreaded panty line
- Thou shalt never wear a sleeveless top with bushy pits.
- Thou shall never wear pants two sizes too small, they give you a camel toe.
- Thou shall conceal thy bulges and love handles by wearing appropriate Armour ( girdles,corsets,body magic )
- Thou shall know thy shade of powder and always blend it into thy hairline.
- Thou shall shave all shaveables - legs, arms, chest, chin, moustache and way down under.
- Thou shall know thy bra size, never one size too small or one size too large
-Above all thou shall own a good mirror.



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