
Ladies repeat these commandments after me -
-Thou shall not wear low rise jeans with your thong hanging out, no matter how pretty you think they are.

- Thou shall beware of the dreaded panty line
- Thou shalt never wear a sleeveless top with bushy pits.
- Thou shall never wear pants two sizes too small, they give you a camel toe.
- Thou shall conceal thy bulges and love handles by wearing appropriate Armour ( girdles,corsets,body magic )
- Thou shall know thy shade of powder and always blend it into thy hairline.
- Thou shall shave all shaveables - legs, arms, chest, chin, moustache and way down under.
- Thou shall know thy bra size, never one size too small or one size too large
-Above all thou shall own a good mirror.
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